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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

nightmare kitty #1 (Handsome - the 1st victim.)

introduction : happy meals from McYawndles are kinda scary. especially when they come in the shape of a cat that has no mouth (guess who?). this is a story of what happened to this kid who threw away a McYawndle toy. (note : the 1st few episodes are based on a true story/recount. and the rest is just plain crap.) join me once every forghtnight to unveil the secrets behind the McYawndle crew, what they are up to and also find out how the toys take over the world.
*(name changed due to privacy.)

1023hours, bukit batok mrt station. there *Handsome stood waiting for *GEP and *Aqua to come. but they were late. really late. really really really late. 23 minutes late. he then met the 'curry puff girls' in McYawndle for breakfast. *Bonnie, one of the member of 'curry puff girls' bought a happy meal and got a toy for free, and gave it to Handsome. Handsome humbly rejects the offer and said he is matured and don't really like to play with toys. but Bonnie insists that he have it. she opened the package and the first thing he saw was a hideous, purple coloured cat shaped toy, with no mouth. he was really scared. but didn't want to show his cowardly side and played with the toy.

while playing with the toy, Zep... oops... GEP arrived with a bag of notes. settled down and started memorizing notes. (haha!) he didn't order anything 'cos he don't need food. neither does he needs water... or air. he's immortal. then, Aqua came and he looked really tired. he then gave the excuse that he swimmed to Timbook2 and back in just 2 hours. but Handsome knew what he didn't swimmed. he knew what Aqua did last summer. and the other summer before the last summer. and the previous summer before the other summer after the first summer season in Sing-jia-poor. Handsome knew that Aqua didn't swimmed. He swam. so there Aqua was settling down and gang-ing up with GEP and started laughing at Handsome. Handsome didn't care was still playing with the toy. he could somehow fell that the toy was alive. he could feel the heart beating; racing, every time he picks it up. he wonders why. but didn't really want to think too much about it.

after breakfast. the gang caught a movie. at the cinema lobby, there was a hypno-tv and everyone was hypnotised except for the toy. it then ran to the counter and bought 7 tickets to watch the Holiday and murdered the cashier (that explains how they got the tickets for free.), and gave the tickets to Handsome, who was sitting down in front of the tv hypnotised. it placed the tickets in his hands and then switched off the tv. then, the gang suddenly woke up from their deep sleep. Aqua didn't get to enter the theatre 'cos there was an ugly, old hag who blocked the entrance after the rest managed to pass through. this made Aqua quite mad and suddenly, the hypno-tv switched on by itself again. and everyone got hypnotised except for the toy again the next thing they knew, the old 'thing' disappeared.

during the movie, it was raining pop corns thanks to Aqua. the toy was fast asleep and regenerating... to take over the world............................

the movie ended and Aqua rushed out of the theatre 'cos he needed to pee. Handsome knew why. it wasn't just 'cos it was cold. he was cursed by the toy 'cos the popcorn dropped on it and woke it up. so it got really angry and casted a pee spell on Aqua. and the cure to the curse is to make the toy talk. but it was a mission too impossible for anyone. hence, Aqua is still cursed. there is actually another cure to this terrible sickness. Aqua needs to collect gypsy tears and drink to stop the curse. but there weren't any gypsies around.

the gang then went rolling-pins. Handsome was the best. he teamed up with *Kristal. GEP teamed up with *Akire, *Tennis balls with Bonnie and Aqua played alone. (due to Handsome's personal issue with the terrible score he had, he don't want anyone to know about it. so we are going to skip this part of the story.)

when the gang was about to leave, Handsome left the toy behind. this was a terrible mistake he made after getting a terrible score. he knew and he saw the toy lying on the floor and just left it alone. this made the toy mad-er. really really mad-er and they toy used it toy-ly powerful power and stopped time, caught up with the gang, and went on top of Handsomes bag. then, he resumed the time. and Handsome was really surprised to see it there. he was horrified to see that the toy was actually sweating. he looked at the time and saw that it was already 1527hours. but 2 minutes ago, he looked at the time and saw that it was 1455hours. he was really shocked about how fast time flies. (okay. this part is really random.)

1528hours. reached lazer quest. Handsome rocked 'cos he teamed up with Akire and Aqua. but the Akire was the real pancake (in other words, she was on fire.) 'cos her name appeared twice in the top 5 list.

then we all headed home. and Handsome is oblivion to the fact that the toy is still in his back after he put it outside the emergency door.

(to be continued...)

omg. i can't believe that i can be super corny. if you just read this post and think that i don't make sense, pardon me. 98.74392387% of the time, i don't know what i'm typing. haha! hmm... 899 more episodes to come! haha! yeah. :) have fun reading...

blessed week! :):):)

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